The other day I was loading up the washing machine. I notice a weird shape in that cup-thing that I think holds fabric softener? I take a closer look. It's a wolf spider that has been plastered to the cup because of the spinning motion the washing machine makes when on the spin cycle. EW. bleck. I even tried shaking it out and smacking it on the garbage to hopefully get it loose and nothing helped. It's there forever as far as I'm concerned.
Today I was telling Husband about it and he didn't believe me. I can't make that shit up! How could he not believe me?! I go downstairs to grab the cup because I just had to show him. It was crazy.
I get to the basement and some Fast Orange cleaning stuff was on the washing machine and I just slide it over to the dryer. I grab the cup and show Husband. He was as amazed and disgusted as I was.
I take the cup back downstairs and notice a giant rug in the washing machine. I am an awesome wife so I go to throw it in the dryer but that Fast Orange was actually sitting on the dryer door (front loading) and when I open the door, the Fast Orange does a for-real back flip and promptly opens and splats all over the inside of the dryer.
Only me.
Stacey - 0 v. Appliances - 2 (1 for the sneaky wolf spider, 1 for the stupid Fast Orange)
