Monday, March 26, 2012

Stacey vs. House: Walking

We all know I'm a klutz by now, right?

Last night I decided to take a quick shower before I hop into bed.  When all the lights are off I usually flip on the hallway light so I don't trip over anything, like my own two feet.

For some reason I decided to just reach for the bathroom light instead of getting the hallway light on first.  That was a bad idea.

I proceeded to reach towards the light switch, but my face met the door frame before my hand met the light switch.  Ouch.  I fell down and started crying.  I wouldn't even tell my husband what I did because I was much too embarrassed.  My face hurts today.

Flash back to two weeks ago.  I was wearing a pair of jogging pants, I guess.  The tear-away style pants.  I had these since high school so they are definitely well-loved.  They have a little tear in the bottom that creates a hole.  I have stuck my foot through it a few times, but never got around to cutting it free.  That was another bad idea.

All I wanted to do was go to the bathroom, so I get up and tell Husband that I'm going to the bathroom and I'll be right back.  I got up, took one step, and my left toe got caught in my right pant leg and as my Husband said, I went down like a sack of potatoes. 

I actually laughed so hard I almost peed myself.  I got a nice bruise on my knee and my ego.

Stacey:  0 vs. Walking: 2